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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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celsisus:

Omg I cant wait to see Kim’s wedding on KUWTK it looks so dramatic and decadent I love it

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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